Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Doggie Door Perspective


Even if you don’t have a pet you need to rush out and purchase a doggie door! If for no other reason, to marvel at its perfect genius! As a metaphor for life, the doggie door just about sums up most of what’s wrong with everything . No matter if you are the owner, the pet, or the door, you can appreciate a quick solution! Relating as the pet; in our own lives, many doors are closed, and we struggle with feeling the anxiety of needing and wanting the door to be open NOW! As the door we often are closed to new ideas and changes, yet don’t want to be pissed on… As the owner, we often know there’s a problem, we can smell it, we see it, and sometimes, we step right in its squishy consequences. However often we don’t know just what to do. Then along comes the nifty, coolest invention since the PB & J samich! The doggie door solves all issues! You get to sleep in late, and when you awake, your slipper won't find that extra special gift of icky squishiness left by your fuzzy friend…the door finds itself useful with a slight modification, and enjoys its new improved “mini me” door. The pet is a happy camper…going in and out at their leisure enjoying the new found freedom of choosing where to deposit its treasures.….Again…life has found balance and is sweet!!!

Sunday, September 25, 2005

FRU FRU POO and the media

Those oppressed everywhere unite…stop letting the corporate mass media spoon feed you a pile of fru fru poo…then whine because it taste bad…make a stand…STOP letting the media tell you what you think…go against the flow….and actually experience creative free thoughts of your very own!!!!
No matter what form of media you listen to these days... no matter what country or language…its mostly fru fru Poo!!! Here’s a clue “MEDIA PEOPLES “try just REPORTING THE FACTS………they act like everyone in their listening and viewing audience got stuck on brain dead…or maybe they are targeting those large groups of idiots that on a good day have an accumulative IQ of 50 (not worried bout offending stupid people by their nature they ARE stupid so how would they know they are being offended?) however that is balanced by the fact that you should never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!!! NEWS MEDIA ….STOP THE DRIBBLING…. DROANING….PETULANT RANTING AND ONE SIDED BLOVIATIONS and for petes‘ sake if you are going to do a side show circus thing don’t insult the midgets!!!!…really…who gives a rats wrinkled knickers what the “REPORTER” thinks??? …too much of the news is besieged with the “journalists‘ ” personal views and opinions ..everything has turned into OpEd…what ever happen to the days when just the facts were reported and you formed your own views and opinions?..no wait…those days never existed much either! …educate YOURSELF, READ, RESEARCH…and UNPLUG from the FRU FRU that is poo!!! …you don’t have to be neck deep in a pile of poo to smell the stink….the public library’s these days are FANTASTIC!!! Do a little comparative reading on your own…then ultimately make up your OWN mind about what you think and have the courage to stand up…and support your own thoughts!!!! Stop letting the world think for you!!! Oh yeah…and UP YOURS YOU SOCIALIST FACSICST MEDIA FREAKS and may you be sent to an abyssal hell where everyone you whine too speaks their own mind…!!!!!