Have you ever had one of those moments when you run across some schmuck so repulsive, so disgustingly indignant, so completely devoid of self realization? Do you want desperately to rush up to them and slap their face, shake them and scream "don’t ever procreate"? Well, against astronomically incalculable odds I have met just such a person. Unfortunately, the man has procreated several times and his mini me's want to be just like their paternal smarmy machismo- There has to be a law against that! It is bad enough to be a complete and utter schmuck, however, it’s a completely different level when said schmuck is arrogantly proud of his smarminess-The depth of his arrogance boggles the mind. I have compassion on those machismos who are unaware and possibly even those who unwittingly fall into the lifestyle without knowing it. I just can’t comprehend the level of stupidity and ignorance it takes to be prideful and pompous of one's smarminess. Yet another “what-the-hey?” moment. The paradox, is of course, that a machismo can sink to such a schmucky level that he/she has absolutely no clue how smarmy he/she really is, therefore, it is difficult to become too annoyed by them. However, the true conundrum ensues-It is not legal to make them stop being so smarmy and they keep breathing…again what-the-hey? Shouldn't they come with a warning label or something?
