Bean Bag Chair Balance

Well yet another day of icky- ness has descended upon my happy little camp. I’m thinking there’s some really fierce karma I am paying for. What they hey???…if all that crapola is really true..mano man I’m gonna come back as a gnat chewing on cow poop….I just can't hang with this whole corporate CPC (corporate politically correct) thing. There’s more political fallout from the cubical than an onion has layers…. The whole concept of saying what ever you want to say with your mouth then dismissing it by following up with “oh I was just kidding” or the most disgusting one "whatever"... is enough to make you wish them nail fungus for the rest of their days….Really!!! …why do people go out of their way to be rude, crass and nasty with their mouth then follow it by.. “oh …you need to learn to take a joke” when what they really mean is…” if you are gonna stick around here…you are gonna have to learn to bend over and take it up the ole ....... is there any hope for these disgusting blood sucking fleas???? Having to deal with societal schmucks like that just doesn’t make you wanna wake up in the morning screaming “joy“… The lack of appreciation and respect in the corporate workplace is replaced by back bighting worms looking for a promotion and a faster way to a larger paycheck . You could not find morals, integrity and what’s wrong and right in the corporate litter box even if you dove in and dug really deep…gives you a whole new perspective to the whole “cubical” thing. It’s exhausting having to deal with pencil pushing staple poppin cubical lemmings that survive like a virus in a lab ...sucking the life outta those around them enjoying the suffering , sweat and labor of others….no wonder they take pills and drink just so they can sleep at night!!! ..The up side if there’s one, is if you have any will to live after pay day...you grit your teeth…tighten your belt…bare your knuckles and keep going……anyone can survive the ladder climbing backstabbing bottom feeders ….just daydream of re-wording their " suck butt of the month gets to park here sign" by writing in glow in the dark paint.. " I Sucked to park here"!!! Anyone can dredge on through the mounds of corporate excrement by adapting, using hip waders and smile…wait in the background. Watch as one by one.. they lose their grip and fall off the greased rails of the cubical ladder! There is always hope, and when you can’t find hope…you can always sit naked in your bean bag chair …watch a good movie…and eat chocolate, so see there is balance!!!